Grab yourself a snack, it's going to be a show. One man turned real-life Michael Jackson popcorn GIF filmed a fight at his local bar when a few drunk Cowboys fans spilled out onto the sidewalk and began wrastling over some petty BS. 

While we don't know what started the fight, or how it finished as the cameraman cut out before the bell rung, we do get a good glimpse at what a human version of the infamous popcorn GIF would look like if he were a mid-20-something white dude from Texas. 

It must be a full moon
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Not only is our filmer and narrator eating popcorn but he's asking some pretty ridiculous questions throughout the bout, such as, "What's your favorite scary movie?" 

If you're ever in a street fight, these are the people you should fear the most. The calm ones. The people who have the stomach for watching others get the s--- kicked out of them while keeping a chipper attitude. 

I guess this is something only a Cowboys fans can relate to, as they've been watching beatdowns with nachos and chicken wings in their laps for years.